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Oprah Normal

(adj.) Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls. This term implies: unsexy, dull, ignorant, cracker, middle class, and whitebread / white-bread.
We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a Pottery Barn. Man, they were so Oprah normal!
by Timbotron May 28, 2006
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Oprahism

The religion that will one day take over the world where people become even more attracted to Oprah W.
I joined Oprahism when i reallized i do whatever she says anyway.
by Oprah Fan January 18, 2008
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clandestine operation

Clandestine Operation: An operation sponsored or conducted by governmental departments or agencies in such a way as to assure secrecy or concealment. A clandestine operation differs from a covert operation in that emphasis is placed on concealment of the operation rather than on concealment of identity of sponsor. In special operations, an activity may be both covert and clandestine and may focus equally on operational considerations and intelligence-related activities.

Not to be confused with Covert or Overt noted below.

Covert Operation: An operation that is so planned and executed as to conceal the identity of or permit plausible denial by the sponsor. A covert operation differs from a clandestine operation in that emphasis is placed on concealment of identity of sponsor rather than on concealment of the operation.

Overt Operation: An operation conducted openly, without concealment.
I'll be in the burbs - clandestine operation. shhh
by Angela R. July 14, 2006
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systems operator

The most revered trade in the Royal Corps of Signals of old. Put on a pedestal by the Technicians and Driver Linemen. Abilities included listening to fuckwits whilst cooking a full English breakfast on a kero heater, and sleeping under a vehicle before being woken up after 10 minutes to go on stag.
Systems Operators were only properly utilised in times of war, when the big guns were required.
by Professional Englishman April 13, 2016
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Oprah Tote

The Oprah tote is a reusable tote bag filled with goodies, both full size and sample size products, food etc. that is given away once a year. There are 5000 totes given away.
Is it that time of year again ??? Must I come out of my shell....is there a new oprah tote on the horizon.. please do tell... I am nuts over the oprah tote !!!

Example 2 (lyrics from The Oprah Tote Song)

Its not that we don't care,
We just KNOW that the totes are there!
so we keep waiting (waitin!)
waiting on the Oprah totes to come!
by PhoebesMeow February 23, 2008
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Oprahnics

The language Oprah Winfrey has taught her faithful audience.

A code in which many of her viewers speak and understand.
"I tuned in at four o'clock to get my daily dose of oprahnics. I learned all about vajayjays and TC."

"Hooked on Oprahnics worked for me!"
by Lumberjack Katie December 21, 2008
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oprah winfrey

Great big fat blackassed heifer who is getting pretty old and obsolete like that dork Phil Donahue whom she replaced.
Oprah on! Oprah on! Oprah Oprah Oprah on! The Oprah Winfrey Show flat out ON!!!
by Candice G. May 19, 2007
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