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Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.
by Hidin from Biden December 24, 2020
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Vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021
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The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018
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Bible

The Bible is a book that was made between about 1200 and 165 BC and continuesly remade for thousands of years, the books timeline goes all the way to the beginning.
Hey, let's go to church, you need to know the bible to know God.
by Speederman059 March 21, 2022
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