and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.

Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!

by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018

Vocal bible

Vocal bible

#vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021

Word Bible

A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.

Person 1: I don't know what spaghettification means.
Person 2: Look it up in the urban Word Bible.

by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.

"the Bible"

by Hidin from Biden December 24, 2020