Penis

That hose inbetween your legs.

Men have a penis.

by Fiero The Hedgehog September 21, 2010

Penis

a large walking stick.

When I hike I use a penis.

by Robard June 14, 2007

Penis

A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

by 5678901234 December 06, 2009

penis

Joe M's huge cock.

Joe m has a huge cock!

by ajson May 29, 2003

penis

A organ that males have.
They use it to urinate out of,
For sexual pleasure and to make a babies.

Girl 1:That guy has a big penis.
Girl 2:Shall i ask him for sex.

by khadiebbs February 04, 2008

Penis

the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

by Robert July 28, 2003

penis

my name is jordan i have a baby dick

i got hurt again i got a rash on my penis

by jefferson steal flex January 12, 2008