Sleep creep

When you cum on a passed out girl

I sleep creeped my girl last night

by anonymous May 4, 2020

Dog Creep

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.

"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”

by shmee123 June 8, 2014

creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

Final Creep

The act of reading about and/or viewing photos of a person before unfriending them on Facebook.

Usually motivated by disinterest in a person, but wanting to read up on (or Facebook stalk) them before losing "friend" access to their profile.

Jen and I never talk anymore, I think ill Final Creep her on Facebook so I can unfriend her.

by BoxCarLemon January 21, 2011

tech creep

A entitled tech worker who caused the exurbanite prices in houses. When you warn them about leaving their 65.000 or even 125.000 dollar car running while they go in a 711 they reply mind your business old man. and during the pandemic they drove unsafe in Bellevue and on I90 to Seattle

Look at that Tech Creep using a cellphone in his expensive car while driving or Read what that entitled tech creep doesn't realize how arrogant he sounds on Nextdoor.com

by Dino rossi hypocrite July 19, 2022

Shady Creeping

Expending tremendous amounts of efforts to keep something you don't want revealed concealed.

"we didn't have alot of bud to smoke so we ended up shady creeping off and smoking by ourselfs."

by t4554y March 25, 2009

Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby August 26, 2013