Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008

moss

A mini-boss, one who has the potential to one day become a boss, but currently does not possess the adequate skills required to be a boss.

Hey fuck stick, your not a real boss, your only a moss!

by Frederick Perry January 8, 2009

mootsie

the love canal of the female anatomy

julie: i love my mootsie after i shave. its sexxy and hott.

by janglo May 13, 2005

Moss Toe

noun/pronoun, (1) of or relating to the contemporary inhabitants of the Pacific northwestern region of the United States and Southwestern Canada, (2) a word used to described people living in humid climates

Moss Toes rarely reside in Tucson or Juneau. They prefer Portland, Seattle, Vancouver

by JessicAnnKlein December 21, 2008

Moss Crotch

When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.

Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!

by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009

Menstrual Moses

The art of fornicating with a female during her period. also referred to as parting the red sea, geting your red-wings, or canoeing in a blood ocean.

Friend: Hey alex, what are you up to tonight?

Alex: Im exercising my religion, im acting as menstrual moses in my bedroom play with nicole tonight.

Friend: Damn homie, make sure you wear a condom

Alex: Christianity does not permit the use of condoms, im skinny dipping tonight!

by wadditz88 May 5, 2009

Hot moses

A guy and a girl in a steam room are about to have sex with the girl on her period. The guy lights the girl's bush on fire, parts the red sea and comes back "down the mountain" with blood clots all over him.

I parted the read sea and did a hot moses with Mary last night!

by Nickisick March 28, 2015