by BrenanSuxCox April 11, 2020
Get the Skyrim Monkey mug.When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
by Davian Dent December 3, 2015
Get the monkey's headbutt mug.someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money
this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share
by zippo420 August 6, 2011
Get the Pot monkey mug.similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
by w00t_vantuckey February 11, 2008
Get the monkey blocker mug.the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011
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Get the Clitter Monkey mug.slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
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