Mongoosia

A tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for His lost mate, Otteria. Lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in Miami. Mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep Walt Disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.

"Aw man, i didn't sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was Mongoosia crying into his Ovaltine."

Tourist: "Hey Mongoosia! Why did Otteria leave you?"
Mongoosia: "I just got lazy, that's all." (starts crying)

by Johnny Shylock Kayoss December 25, 2007

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mongolian horsemen

a term used when one decides to sneak off to the bathroom with a hot boy or girl.

The code word is "mongolian horsemen".

by suspect device July 25, 2004

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The Mongols • mongoloid • mongoose • mongol • Mongolia • Mongolians • Mongolian Clusterfuck • mongole • mongoosing • mongoosed

The Mongoose

When you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn't get everywhere and you fuck her in the ass and yell "Ricky Ticky Tabby"

Yo, Did you see tony give that bitch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?

by The Bloody Mongoose Machine August 30, 2010

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