mike lindsey

A fat chubby white kid finding great comfort with a huge busty black girl.

hes being a mike lindsey about girls and only going for the large blacks

by bigP187 February 21, 2010

Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

by Darxide December 30, 2004

Mike Check

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.

Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.

by KDes October 6, 2010

Mike Ehrmantraut

Sussy Baka from breaking bad

Mike Ehrmantraut famously says:
“Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh”

by SoosImposter69 December 3, 2022

Mike Wazowski

A family friendly way to say a tumor or cancer

P1: I hate it here
P2: Why
P1: it gives me mike wazowskis
P2: huh
P1: it gives me cancer to be here

by HellyZ May 9, 2019

Mike

The Letter M in military Phonetics usually coding for "Minutes" in communication.

What's your ETA?

5 Mikes

by EmmaLi November 8, 2015

Mike

Fuckin cheating dick heads

Ew look Bella look it's Mike.

by Franky July 20, 2016