Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.

"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"

by Electrick D00M June 21, 2009

Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

by Darxide December 30, 2004

Mike Check

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.

Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.

by KDes October 06, 2010

mike lindsey

A fat chubby white kid finding great comfort with a huge busty black girl.

hes being a mike lindsey about girls and only going for the large blacks

by bigP187 February 21, 2010

Mike Ehrmantraut

Sussy Baka from breaking bad

Mike Ehrmantraut famously says:
“Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh”

by SoosImposter69 December 03, 2022

Mike Wazowski

A family friendly way to say a tumor or cancer

P1: I hate it here
P2: Why
P1: it gives me mike wazowskis
P2: huh
P1: it gives me cancer to be here

by HellyZ May 09, 2019

Mike

Fuckin cheating dick heads

Ew look Bella look it's Mike.

by Franky July 21, 2016