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Mexican Campfire 

Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.
Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.
Mexican Campfire by G$G September 2, 2019

Mexican circumcision 

When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.
My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.
Mexican circumcision by ScoobyS December 5, 2019

mexican eggplant 

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
mexican eggplant by Souvi January 13, 2020

Mexican Mom 

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone

mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

Mexican Road Rash 

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.
You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad