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Marriage is hell
by Man_Cummer September 13, 2022
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An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone
Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
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Marriage

A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
by Purple11star December 22, 2022
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Shiv Roy: I wish Marriage was something different from The box set death march
by Butterbearlemoncake June 7, 2023
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The culmination of life and love. Raised right, distance overcome. Unconditional even when tough and strong when faced with our world today. Gleaming oneness in a world so intent on separation.
Look at those guys. With the world how it is today, it is great to see people who are going to have a beautiful marriage.
by YouAreWrongCannonball967 September 21, 2023
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Mariaaleise

Energetic, humerus, humble, bubbly, outspoken, and captivating.
Where art thou Mariaaleise.
by Maria Elise November 11, 2023
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The cure for psychopathy apparently! Russell Brand did the thing that = psychopathic, narcissistic, machiavellian, sadist but... He got married so... Now what? Does he not have those traits anymore? And I like how you just hand-waved away the little girl rape. I mean, if you're a junkie with impulse control issues you're just BOUND to rape a little girl! It can't be helpfed! More important than that is not letting Hym get credit for his stuff. That's the real issue.
Hym "See? The is the semantic restructuring of reality I'm talking about. What happened to if you're not properly socialized by age 4 there is no remediation for psychopathy? He gets anointed by the priestess and he's just 'fine' now. That's all your 'marriage' is, Jordan. Your warped, demented, narcissistic paganism. Are married people always rational? They don't ever fuck retards behind you back and shit in your bed? No married person has ever been irrational? That violates the law of non-contradiction. Really! This is nothing more than you looking at eachother and saying 'Well, if we all agree we're not stupid and crazy then we're NOT stupid and crazy, right guys?' Hahahahaha... That's WHY the backlash from all of the women harms you so... You love them and want the best for them but they want the retard with the fat cock. They are right to choose that. But only because they can't be wrong. Heheheheheh... This is fun. Aren't you glad I did this? Isn't this better than what we were doing before? God... I may not be able to have my glorious death but maybe this will be a decent-enough substitute."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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