marcoon

the marchetti family. the rare species of marcoon like to eat tofu, and ass. marcoons are also fond of sexual harassment. marcoon simon likes ugly girls, usually crackheads.

wow, did you see marcoon yesterday? yeah he was showings nudes of old girlfriends, silly little coon!

by marcoon slayer January 4, 2015

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Marco

n. (1) One who is 'directionally' challenged

"He can't seem to follow directions on google map again. Poor guy is being Marco again."

by anrien August 17, 2016

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Marco

A fat ass Big Mac eater and whopper Big Mac fat self

Marcos love his Big Macs

by Big Macs March 14, 2017

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Marco

He’s a bitch.

Usually pretty tall and generally pretty funny, but when it comes down to doing hard work he’s a bitch.

“Hey do you know that guy over there?”

“Yeah that’s Marco and he’s a bitch”

by Schnitkicker October 27, 2017

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One of the greasiest most Italian men you'll ever meet. He really enjoys his giuseppe pizza and consumes it just like he consumes the souls of the dead. His hobbies include necromancy often followed by necrophilia. He has long slick shining strands of hair that you could wax a car with. Overall disgusting man.

Marco? Why did you put a swastika on my car???

by #1 Marco Fan October 22, 2018

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