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brown mall

A mall that's dated; a mall with 80s-style brown tiles everywhere; an old-ass mall.
There's a JC Penney in that brown mall out by the cornfield.
by Divine Magnet July 9, 2024
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Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.
We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.
by Mateo incognito April 4, 2009
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designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.
I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.
by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016
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mall drag

what you would describe the attire of a drag performer when the clothes look like they’re from the mall or the performer looks like they could be on their way to the mall.
i’m tired of drag queens taking out loans to go on rupaul’s drag race, bring back mall drag.
by exogiino February 20, 2025
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mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
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vaal mall

A mall in Joburg. Not around Free State, South Africa
I’ll be walking with you Vaal mall. Holding you with my little finger, the small one, the last one
by KabzaDeGroot May 17, 2021
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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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