Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

by hobomelon January 23, 2021

matty ratty daddy

matt donovan the most sexiest daddy alive. can fuck me hard and i would say thank you. such a ratty daddy.

matty ratty daddy + me = ❤️

by ur.mumx April 5, 2022

Malty S Melomarc

An anime villainess that you hate her guts, but feel sorry for her when she begs for mercy.

Malty is the main villain From Rising of the Shield hero

Me: Malty S Melomarc is a traitor, but she deserves mercy

by Nion_YT June 27, 2022

cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant

cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends

by sakattack1 February 27, 2011

retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.

If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr

by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016

Fatty Matty

(1) A chubby to obese girl who makes up for her unattractive body with a nice personality

Fat Madison was nicknamed fatty Matty she was so nice everyday I bought her Jamaican Patty

by EmJayee June 2, 2018

mattyj

A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with brown hair and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or New Hampshire and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily because of this.

Man, you know why MattyJ keeps getting raises at White's?

Why?

Because he's doing Mr. Bona!

Well yeah...he's Mattyj.

by William Balch November 12, 2008