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Music Succubus

N. An individual who normally acts like a friend to you and asks you the names of any good and/or underground songs/bands/remixes you play in their presence. This individual proceeds to spread this song to other people though word of mouth or social networking sites as if they found it in order to make themselves look "cool" and simultaneously destroy any possible awesomeness the music may have possessed before your so-called "friend" whored it out to the world.
Bob: Dude Nick is so awesome. He listens to Knowmads and he's so cool sharing all this good music with everyone.
Stephen: Nah man, hes a music succubus. He stole all that music from me and decided to ruin it by showing it to everyone he knows.
Bob: Oh, what a tool.
by EstebanCastro July 17, 2011
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Music lover

He has a lot of soul and a grate personality. He is always kind, generous and will make you a better person. He sends you music that will make you feel like the only girl in the world.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 29, 2019
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Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.
Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.
by Minderbinder January 7, 2022
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music masturbator

Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.
Radiohead, Mars Volta, and The Arcade Fire are all music masturbators.
by The Kerch April 26, 2008
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music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.
God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.
by Anonymous February 1, 2004
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music and arts center

the most ghastly and unprofessional retail store ever created, besides guitar center. also, the worst place to work. ever. only for nerds and sloppy musicians.
-yo, i need to get some saxophone reeds.
-yeah, i'm going to music and arts center.
-wtf dude, they're all nerds and sloppy musicians there.
-yeah, you're right. let's hit up sam ash.
by bagsof_juice March 27, 2009
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music snob

someone who listens to music or bands that aren't that popular yet. whether it be good music or not, they don't like to share it.
I'm a music snob, I don't like to tell people bands
by eli tomas August 22, 2006
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