jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

Tony luck

Good fortune that accrues from having an easy to pronounce name.

You say how come *he* was selected? Tony luck, man!

by Mindofakind November 18, 2023

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

Cristiano’s Luck

The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.

Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.

by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021

Hoffys Luck

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person

Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!

by Fredangle September 14, 2015

Fet’s Luck

It’s what prostitute bots and just plain scammers use on Threads all the time.

I saw a user with “Fet’s Luck” in their posts- a REAL woman would never say that on Threads.

by JeffyFanatic5000 July 7, 2025

Good Luck Token

A “Good Luck Token” is a nude that a female/opposite gender sends before the date of November First aka The Beginning of No Nut November. This provides you with a good luck charm that you can do it, that you can make it to the end of the month.

“BRO! KELSY JUST SENT ME A GOOD LUCK TOKEN! I CAN BEAT THIS MONTH!”

by Alfie206 October 31, 2019