Kelli

Noun.Kelli. A Kelli is laid back, fun loving, and has a good sense of humor. She is always smiling; it doesn't take much to get her to laugh, or cheer her up. She never gets mad, annoyed, or upset. She is always there for you when you need her, and she is a good listener. She is very loving, compassionate, and thoughtful; she will always go though life never losing track of what's important. She is never described as being self centered, or especially,lazy. A Kelli tends to have dirty blonde- to blonde hair, and greenish- to greenish brown- to hazel eyes. She absolutely loves the beach, and she doesn't ask for much. She also likes a guy named Philip.

Felix: "hey look at that girl!"

Steve:"Oh wow she's so awesome!"

Felix "she sure is a Kelli..."

by GuessWhat,ImAnonymous;) October 6, 2013

Kellington

The most beautifulest grrrl on the planet! She is Kind, Funny, Pretty, and BEAUTIFUL on the inside and out ... she belongs inside a wolfpack whereby the members love her the world. If you know this girl then its a pleasure, if you don't then you're missing out - big time! She has the ability to make everyday a good one! She is also highly missed at the moment, and she needs to know how special she is! she puts the definition into perfect. No ammount of words could describe how much she means to me and how amazing she is! (but i hope this has made a start!)
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3 and I'll be there and i know when i need it i can count on Kellington like 4,3,2 and she'll be there. <3

I love you.

xoxox

You seen that girl across the street wearing the John Lennon t-shirt, the bird cardigan, the brogues and the flasher mac? well i think her name is Kellington, and she is AMAZING.

by SexxPest20 July 18, 2011

Kemling

A kemling is a creature born from an African father and Polish mother. Kemlings typically represent cartoon characters, but don't let their playful exterior fool you. Kemlings are known to be aggressive when provoked. One can often spot a Kemling by their misfigured thumbs.

Kid: Hey Mom, look at that Kemling!
Mom: Don't get too close! He's dangerous!

by seabswiththereebs March 1, 2013

Kenlin

A person who is calm and sweet, who hides any unpleasent emotion abut sweetness & if wronged, will fuck you up. This person will end your life in seconds and tear you limb from limb. As an addition, this person likes pain, giving and recieving.

Hi Im kenlin and Ill fucking reck you, bitch.

by Shoulders the Enchilada March 18, 2014

keilin

Keilin is definitely a one of a kind but has some reasons why. She gets in trouble a lot I mean a lot but is also very protective over her fellow ones

Omg keilin she is one of a kind she may be bad but she is one good person

by Little girl but don’t care February 20, 2018

couch killing

to get very very stoned and sit/lay on the couch for hours upon hours and consuming larges amounts of food.

i was couch killing for a couple hours, eating chinese food and doritos.

by killtheghoul March 22, 2007

True Team-Killing Fucktard

The Abbreviation of Team-Killing Fucktard is TKFT, the plural form is TKFTs.

1. True TKFT (TTKFT) Team-Killing Fucktards normally have little or no experience at playing games, and therefore are expected to have little or no understanding of how the game works. also known as Newbies or newbs They rarely work in packs, often due to the fact that since they are Team-Killers, they may just kill the other TKFTs out of instinct.
Detection:
The early presence of a TKFT on the field is detected by observing spontaneous, random, unnatural walking patterns while they get accustomed to their new environment. As a rule, abstinence from heavy equipment (RPG's, BFG's, etc.) is well-advised.Team-Killing Fucktards do not have a common specific language that they will always use, unlike n00bs, and may be fluent in several different languages; therefore making them harder to detect early.

Prevention:
True Team-killing fucktards will never be fully eradicated. it helps eliminate their numbers, however, when you give them a tutorial and show them the enemy.

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.

p1- I cant believe he shot half his own team with a RPG because he forgot what color he was. what a dipshit.
p2- Yeah, what a True Team-Killing Fucktard!

by Super-Ultimare-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011