Johanza, an insucure girl, trying to find herself, but it gets harder because she keeps looking for ways to change who she is. She stands there and let's people fuck her over. And she gets sick and tired of it but never says anything. Don't take her as "easy" because she's the jealous type and is not afraid to kill a nigga! She's the funniest and weirdest person you'll ever meet and she uses her great amount of laugher to cover up her pain, that kills her inside. She's not the one that's known to express her feelings but if she has something so say, the best thing to do is listen, because she doesn't speak bullshit. She's not meant to be judged from the outside, because her personality is the best feature about her. She's shy but try's to come out as open as possible and that ends up backfiring! She's not the fucking prettiest or the fucking smartest but she's always there for "you" left and right, but that's always the places where you get her fucked up. But most importantly she's got a
heart of gold! So when you disappear she's not the one left fucked, you are.
heart of gold! So when you disappear she's not the one left fucked, you are.
She believes in tough love!
Person: "You look nice today" Johanza: "You look like shit, haha, I'm just kidding I love you girl. No I don't"-walks away.
In this case she was talking to a friend and they didn't take the insult seriously.
If she was talking to someone she knew but wasn't that close to, she would deny their complement!
Person: "You look nice today" Johanza: "You look like shit, haha, I'm just kidding I love you girl. No I don't"-walks away.
In this case she was talking to a friend and they didn't take the insult seriously.
If she was talking to someone she knew but wasn't that close to, she would deny their complement!
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The best cheer squad in the Modesto City School District. Known for their original hip-hop routines & clean movements. Other schools often rip off their moves and try to be them. The original starters of sideline routines. To make the varsity team is an honor, their routines are complicated and tough. The viking cheerleaders are the best in Modesto.
"Vikings we go, we get it, get it, get it!"
- "Man have you seen the Johansen cheerleaders?"
- "Yeah, they're fucking bomb"
- "I wish our cheerleaders were like that."
- "Man have you seen the Johansen cheerleaders?"
- "Yeah, they're fucking bomb"
- "I wish our cheerleaders were like that."
by 239183 August 4, 2009
Get the Johansen Cheerleaders mug.A name given to a hide the fact that she is a black widow spider. One who takes great pride in feeding off every possible asset and anything else valuable in your life, and your friends lives, in order to feed her own inflated egotistical, narcisistic, borderline personality disorder body, in order to continue to survive without ever having to do it on her own. This person will do anything to be the center of attention and destroy anything good in your life, or those close to you. Even taking it to the extremes of cutting themselves up for attention, in order to destroy the stability of the surrounding environment.
This name is the lowest lifeform within the genetic defiinition of "human". Parasite is more appropriate.
Much like catus, scorpions, electric eels, and all other things that god created to look like "DONT TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THIS THING IDIOT, IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK".
2. The most vile name to call a female, ranking easily above cunt, whore, and skank
This name is the lowest lifeform within the genetic defiinition of "human". Parasite is more appropriate.
Much like catus, scorpions, electric eels, and all other things that god created to look like "DONT TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THIS THING IDIOT, IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK".
2. The most vile name to call a female, ranking easily above cunt, whore, and skank
DEF 1 -- Person 1 : "hey whats the matter?"
Person 2 : "Its the same old shit again, with my pick of women."
Person 1 : "Oh God, did you think she was an Alyssa, and she turned out to be a fucking Johanna?"
Person 2 : "Oh yes, its all destroyed, and she has already moved to another victim!"
DEF 2 -- Person 1 "That girl at the bar was a real cunt!"
Person 2 "Hell no dude, that girl was a flat out JOHANNA!"
Person 1 "True, I would have at least enjoyed going to bed with the cunt!"
Person 2 : "Its the same old shit again, with my pick of women."
Person 1 : "Oh God, did you think she was an Alyssa, and she turned out to be a fucking Johanna?"
Person 2 : "Oh yes, its all destroyed, and she has already moved to another victim!"
DEF 2 -- Person 1 "That girl at the bar was a real cunt!"
Person 2 "Hell no dude, that girl was a flat out JOHANNA!"
Person 1 "True, I would have at least enjoyed going to bed with the cunt!"
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dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."
dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."
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