Jagger is hyperbole to describe big dickness. As famous philosopher max lee once said, there are 6 main stages to penis size - "extra smol, smol, medium, large, extra large, and jagger". Jagger is the epitome of sexiness and big dickness and some say his dick is even bigger than Ju Han's (7.88878e+9 inches). His cock is so thick it could be used as a river dam. His balls are so big that he can solve the water crisis with his semen production. He cums so fast he can solve the energy crisis by attaching a water turbine to his dick. Jagger is so sexy and sexy is so jagger. neeeeh.
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Get the Jäger mug.jagercog is one the bitchiest siege players known to man( besides King George ) . If you hear him mute his mic you know he's in trouble and he's gunna do 10x better.
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Get the jagercogop.r6 mug.Jaegerism (or Yaegerism) is an extreme, militant form of ethno-nationalism, which advocates for the complete and total genocide of all people outside of the ethnic group of the Jaegerist party. Jaegerism as a political philosophy was first articulated by Eren Jaeger, a fictional character on the anime/manga series 'Attack on Titan'.
"Some say Jaegerism went too far, but If those Jaegerists hadn't killed 6.8 biilion people, global warming would be even worse. "
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