i miss her

always

go to hell everyone

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Chris Brown her

1. A man putting street fighter moves on his woman
2. A man kicking his woman's ass

Male Friend - "Hey man, why is your girl all up on dude on the dance floor over there?"
Guy - "She's acting out, I'm gonna Chris Brown her ass when we get home!"

by Natasha0519 March 10, 2009

Keeping her green

Pronounced "keepin' 'er green"

While working from home, deliberately moving the mouse or pressing keys solely to keep Skype for Business status as "Available" (green) instead of "Away/Inactive" (yellow) so that your boss thinks you're working

Person 1: "I Skyped him 3 times today, I don't know why he isn't responding, his status is 'Available' on Skype"
Person 2: "That's because he's keeping her green, the guy is playing Runescape all day today and he just wiggles his mouse on the work laptop every 15 minutes so his Skype status doesn't become inactive".

by qwerty732 January 5, 2021

slip her the gimmick

Euphemism for sex. Gimmick is a catch-all word that ultimately became a nickname for penis, hence slipping someone the gimmick would be slipping a girl your penis.

"I heard Dave and Abi went out and he is going to slip her the gimmick."

by -MR July 3, 2008

whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.

Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!

by langer73 January 2, 2018

C on her T

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"

by Ensee87 February 21, 2011

Worship at Her Altar

An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"

Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.

by Fredfish July 12, 2015