It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

by Trentaloaf March 2, 2021

by ski0058 January 1, 2010

Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!
by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023

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by Grayscale hero November 26, 2019

Second Biggest national holiday, after blackout Wednesday. In which people take the day off from school, work, etc… to party all day and black out listening to their top artists & songs of the year.
Sorry Boss man, won’t have that presentation ready for you after all. Taking tomorrow off for Spotify Wrapped Day and to be honestly I’ll probably call in sick the following day from
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.
by Staff_Daddy November 29, 2023
