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Bainbridge Island

An island in Puget Sound near Seattle with good schools, beautiful scenery, and lots of liberals, lawyers and technology CEOs. Though it has a tendancy to create its own isolated "bubble" of a world, it is overall a very nice place to live. Unless of course you are a teenager, in which case it kind of sucks.

Coffee is one of the most important things to the survival of islanders, second only to the ferry boats connecting it to Seattle. The island revolves completely around the ferry schedule.

BI is stereotyped throughout Washington as a bunch of rich snobs. They are confusing BI with Mercer Island. Though it is a very affluent area, lots of the people who live there are very nice.

It is also a hot spot for liberal politics. In the 2004 election, Kerry won 73% of the vote. In every one of the 22 precincts, Kerry was given at least a 2-1 victory.

Bainbridge is mobbed by tourists in the summer, much to the dismay of islanders who are just trying to walk down Winslow Way without being blocked by gaggles of Californians. Considering that Bainbridge is lacking in things to do, this does not make much sense at all.
Tourists should stay off Bainbridge Island because there isn't that much to do there anyway.

Bainbridge Island is totally superior to North Kitsap and kicks their ass regularly.
by another bainbridge snob November 28, 2006
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island effect

Condition where the inhabitants of an island consider the island their universe. Anything outside the island is foreign, alien, indistinguishable.
Vera suffered from an acute case of the island effect. She never left the island and thought they were insulated to plagues and economic depressions.
by islandeffect December 7, 2009
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exile island

a remote island where you send ex friends who are too crazy to live amongst normal people.
Gina, Lauren and Nadia are the ruling monarchy on exile island.
by shiloh jolie pitt December 20, 2008
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Rhode Island Reload

A Rhode Island Reload is when a man ejaculates inside a women’s mouth following oral sex. While the women still has the ejaculate still in her mouth, the two proceed to make out reloading the ejaculate into the man’s body
Dude, Thomas was telling me about an amazing Rhode Island Reload he got last night.
by Kendall’s Men March 17, 2019
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pen island

pen: WHEN I WIN DREAM ISLAND, ILL HAVE A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS PEN ISLAND!
by litterallynothing April 9, 2023
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Islamophile

Someone who loves Muslims and subscribes to the tenets of Islam.
That Democratic candidate who threw his support behind the Council on Islamic-American Relations (CAIR) is an islamophile
by RA Chatterjee September 9, 2007
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iSlave

Someone who will instincitively purchase any product that is released which is preceeded by a small case i, regardless of cost, function or aesthetics.

It's no use trying to question why they have bought a mp3 player, computer, or phone that is at least twice its value than the identical product sitting next to it, as the iSlave is convinced the rounded corners make up for this surplus in cost.

Once an iSlave has bought the infamous iTrio consisting of the iMac, iPhone and iPod it is unfortuantely too late. Once these products break like every other product in the world, they won't be able to bring themselves to criticise it without fearing they have brought a bad name to their cult.
John: "My Apple made products have broken, but my brand loyalty is so high i'm just going to send more money to Apple while still claiming to be sticking it to the man."

Jack: "No he's becomming an iSlave! Quick John you can still be saved! Buy this MP3 player, it is the same but half the price!"

John: "No..... must...buy.... more iStuff...."
by killerroooo November 5, 2009
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