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Incest

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The cruel word associated with having hot dirty sex with family - like your sister and her fine ass. It's wrong mostly everywhere eventhough the bible fucking said that all human life decended from two sibling fucking away. God dammit.
Brother "Gigitty gigitty gigitty gigitty let's have sex."

Sister "Sure!"

Mother "Only if you guys won't tell, cuz that's incest."
by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010
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incest

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When you fuck your own family members.

Having sexual relations with members of your own family, Usually only done by losers and people with 2 teeth that live in the sticks.
Sara's family loves incest.
by incestual relations March 30, 2009
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incestacide

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i condem you to an incestacide concentration camp
by parkay football May 31, 2009
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When someone travels back in time and accidentally fucks his/her ancestor.
"A guy named Marty McShuffle travels to colonial america and sleeps with a prostitute.
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
by Deadmojo February 8, 2019
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Twelve Incher

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A term used to descibe

a) A long subways sandwich
b) A super equip guy
c) Two guys going at it
Dude, ever since my girl walked in and saw us sucking some good ol' twelve incher she doesnt want me to go to subway anymore...me thinks ima dump her and todally stick it with you!
by PixieCutie December 14, 2009
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internal incest

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n. 1. The act of two cells con-joining rather than breaking apart.

2. When you manage to have sex with yourself. An extreme form of masturbation.
I suffer from internal incest. My doctor said that I'm so white trash that even my cells have sex with their sisters.

Jimmy is a product of internal incest, which would explain that third ankle.
by qwertypod February 3, 2004
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incested

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When two relatives have kids. For example, when Oedipus and his mom got down their kids were incested.
"Man did you hear about Jocasta and Oedipus? Their kids are all incested."
by Colindsey March 12, 2014
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