Unread mail spam

When you have hundreds of unread mail.

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by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

Maile

A diligent boy who can play soccer

Maile is a very good soccer player

by Black Messi September 12, 2022

Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

vent mail

Email or snail mail that's purpose is for venting some steam.

My sister sent me vent mail after her husband called her chubby.

by mellymel103 March 30, 2010

Maile

Extremely hot and sexy. The most hot and sexy girl. So hot and sexy. Massive shlong. Slut for ice cream.

Person: omg maile you’re so hot and sexy and I love your taste in ice cream it’s so yum! 😩😩😩

by 😍Hot n Sexy BEAST 👹 October 27, 2021

mail manipulator

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office

man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again

by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025