green mail

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.

Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?

Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)

my friend and i became voice mail critics

by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009

mail manipulator

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office

man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again

by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025

Dead In Mail

When someone sends you a Mail (over text or in person), it means they joined the KKK and are now asking to be called a Knight.

Alec: Yo! did you hear Jordan sent me a Dead in Mail?
Anmol: YOOO! What! Really! no way! did he really do that??
Alec: yeah man! that's what he sent me.

by KLARI0N November 28, 2022

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

Maile

She likes to punch her sisters bbbbuuuttttt she has a white dog... so that's nice. she also doesn't go to school very often!

Wow maile punched her sis!

Wow maile missed the whole year of school!

by kile meany 509 March 1, 2022

tea mail

a gossip filled email

OMG, Becky sent me the best tea mail about Jessica today.

by nemaki May 7, 2019