i miss her

always

go to hell everyone

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Chris Brown her

1. A man putting street fighter moves on his woman
2. A man kicking his woman's ass

Male Friend - "Hey man, why is your girl all up on dude on the dance floor over there?"
Guy - "She's acting out, I'm gonna Chris Brown her ass when we get home!"

by Natasha0519 March 10, 2009

Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.

Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.

I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

Worship at Her Altar

An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"

Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.

by Fredfish July 12, 2015

C on her T

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"

by Ensee87 February 21, 2011