Human Fire Hydrant 

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.

I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.

Human Fire Hydrant by BillHader April 30, 2010

Humane

With regard for the health and well-being of another; compassionate.

It is not humane to slaughter animals days after being born.

Humane by Chris P...... December 16, 2006

Human Megatron 

Someone who is really angry on the inside and looks incredibly angry as well, just like Megatron. This person is more that meets the eye.

"Human Megatron"

-Miranda is more that meets they eye.
-Like Megatron!
-But he looks <i>soooo</i> angry.
-Yeah he's more like Sophia.
-God she is soooo angry!

Human Megatron by T-Graphz February 28, 2009

Human Dolphin 

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.

"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up

Human Dolphin by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009

Human Hamster Wheel 

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.

"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."

Human Hamster Wheel by iceman 69 January 10, 2010

human suffering 

The thing that gets me through the day

John: Man i love the smell of human suffering in the morning.

human suffering by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017

Human Community 

A unified futuristic world organization of humans with one goal to live in peace and harmony without any conflict between one another. The hypothetical world government in which humans would rule rather than extraterrestrials.

The Human Community is the group people of Earth living in harmony.

Human Community by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 4, 2017