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hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.
Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.
by Raging Roger August 27, 2017
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Hot Horton

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.
Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!
by HortonSeesAPoo June 12, 2018
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Hot Tim

The act of defecating in the line at Tim Hortons and attempting to pay with your feces.
That lady at Tim Horton's had to use Hot Tim to pay instead of Apple Pay.
by PooperSlueth June 8, 2018
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hot wallaby

Ejaculating inside of a fat woman's stomach folds
Patricia: Hey did you get lucky last night?

Cody: Hell yeah! I gave Claire a hot wallaby!!

Patricia: Dude! That's legendary!
by AceUno February 24, 2019
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hot nelson

When two males please each other with their hands at the same time using chewing tobacco spit as lubrication.
We like to get to the mill early so we can give each other a hot Nelson.
by Peter Fitztighly February 13, 2017
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Hot latte

Another, more pleasing term for a handjob. Term was made famous by the Starbucks on Idiocracy - where people could get hot lattes instead of coffee.
Joe: Hey man, did you give Rosy the meatbag last night?

Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion.

Joe: Shitty.
by Great Seany February 9, 2017
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COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!
I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!
by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020
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