hold your stick

Behaving yourself, to stop picking on someone or making fun of somebody

Jane: sam doesnt know how to ride a bike
Max: jane, hold your stick now!

by your.G March 3, 2017

Fortnite Dick Hold

You hold your dick whilst playing Fortnite.

My favorite activity is Fortnite Dick Holding.

by Bigdudesonme April 4, 2023

The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.

"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"

by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019

Hold on for dear life

A MW2 death screen text. Look it up.

(Game) - Hold on for dear life *black screen*

by MeatWeed February 17, 2019

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Wushu finger hold

when your dick is so small that you have to use 2 or 3 fingers to jerk off

Hes dick was so small that he used the wushu finger hold

by Dickwad91169 December 20, 2020

hyde n hold

holding off ones possesions,in order to avoid situations

hyde n hold

by KangarooKid August 23, 2009