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hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008
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holly high school

A high school located in Holly Michigan. It’s a primarily white school, full of stoners, and weirdos. You will often find that it is full of lesbians and gays. There is an angry librarian named mr.Alexander who has extremely hard nipple. The athletics there are trash. There is people sucking dick on busses, throwing random things in the toilet, all around a awful place.
I recently graduated from Holly high school, worst 4 years of my life
by Roach buster June 4, 2019
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the holy trilogy

incorrectly assumed as the original star wars trilogy, the holy trilogy is actually the Spider Man trilogy made by Sam Raimi starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, the greatest superhero trilogy in existence, perhaps only second to the Dark Knight one
Even years after seeing the Holy Trilogy, I can still remember most of the dialogue!!! I am still worthy !!!
by no_user_name_required May 18, 2019
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Buddy Holly

A great Rock Star That has somehow been forgotten by everyone (Including me) for anything but his really awesome glasses.

OR

An insane Weezer Song
Dude did you see Rivers with the Buddy Holly Glasses? The What? Those Horn-Rimmed Glasses. Oh yeah!

OMG! Buddy Holly is by far the BEst Weezer Song Ever!
by me the awesome January 21, 2009
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Ned Holness

Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."

Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.

Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.

Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.
I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.

Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.

Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.
by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007
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holding pattern

Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.

You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.

Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010
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Holland Park School

The worse school and whitest school. around owned by the famous Mr Hall who looks like a btec Humpty Dumpty. Even AJ Tracey wrote a song about the twat.
“Yo did you go Holland Park school”
Yeah bro, fucked me up I work in McDonald’s now”
by Thelovelyhumpty November 3, 2019
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