horseshit

your consistency if you lie;
severe objection

Your full of horseshit!
Awww horseshit!

by theajay April 11, 2003

hater-herpes

A figurative term given to someone who is always critically judgemental (see hating) on everyone (especially those they don't know) as if it were a symptom of a disease (i.e. herpes).

Man Laqueesha's a bitch, she gots a mean case of hater-herpes!

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmmm May 2, 2007

Herpes

A disease you get from another person that results in having cold sores all over your face or on your genitals. The virus is called herpes and you can get it from family members if you have sexual contact with them or if they touch you in places they aren't suppose to.

I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things.

Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.

Having herpes isn't easy. People look at me as if there is something wrong with me. It's literally written on my face.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. March 12, 2009

zombie horses

amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.

person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.

by zombiehorse April 9, 2009

Guitar Hero Herpes

When someone plays guitar hero so much that they get blisters all over their hands that resemble herpes.

Guy 1:Yo Bro I got Five stars on Jordan on expert.
Guy 2:Ew Bro have Guitar Hero Herpes from trying so hard. How long did it take you to beat it?
Guy 1: Five months
Guy 2: Yo im not your Bro anymore your just a faggot

by JaHizzle September 21, 2007

Horses

Horses cannot be defined within any genus or indeed any phylum or taxonomic rank. This has led scientists to believe that they are either not of this earth (e.g. Aliens) or are man made. Recently the man made theory has been given more credit. In his book "Horses, why do we need them and Where are there beards" Dr Butterfield of Sheffield England stated "Only Cows and Pigs can be said to be related to Horses, and even they are nothing like them whatsoever" he also added "Horses and Pigs taste good, horses taste like shit". Conclusive evidence that they are not required and therefore man made. Although many believe him to be mentally disturbed Dr Butterfield did also come up with this interesting observation "If you take the head of a Donkey the legs of a zebra and the body of a Shetland pony you've basically got a horse". From this observation he also concluded "I think that there are people assembling them out of these component parts and selling them on the black market". Although all of these comments have been shown to be wildly inaccurate, nonsense and down right stupid it is all irrefutably true. No mention of beards was made except in the title of Dr Butterfield’s books. “This is more proof that it’s all true” he pointed out to an angry crowd at the fashionable horse fare shop in savile row in London.

Real Person> "Horses are real"

Dr ButterField> "Nonsense"

by TheGell August 30, 2008

Herpes

The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.

"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."

by JackBlackFrack May 3, 2005