Greasy Virgin

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018

Greasy Cheaks

The Liquid form of desecration in between your buttocks. Also know as swamp ass, or the chili plater

Greasy cheaks make my ass feel wet.

by Thegreaseass March 23, 2018

Greasy Clapper

Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.

The Dman passed the puck over to the winger for a greasy clapper from the circle.

by Hockey junky May 17, 2018

greasy arrow

The act of shooting a lubed up dildo into the vagina of a female, preferably with a crossbow

My girlfriend gave my greasy arrow an 8/10.

by jayy IX May 17, 2018

Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.

"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"

by SaintBoy June 11, 2018

_greasy.down.on.the.farm_

A trashy meme account that's slowly fading away. Usually very degrading and satire. Instagram has yet to delete it.

"Hey man you should follow _greasy.down.on.the.farm_" No I'm not an imbecile

by Likely a rat September 15, 2018

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019