Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

greasy hamburger

When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.

I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.

by 7 3/4 and 23 August 8, 2017

greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

by Quadzi November 30, 2021

greasy cookie

a boy who is ugly and has an oily face because he uses too much gel

by Cinnabun November 4, 2003

Greasy

Isn't it funny how a man can be so greasy and pedophilic at the same time? I'm looking at you Lukas Stenzel! You sure love children!

Greasy lookin' Lukas

by Bruhg December 17, 2019

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.

Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019