Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

The overflow glass bowl that collects gizz the Glory Hole worker can’t consume at end of shift, to save for a late-night snack or to dry and shape later into California Cum Drops
Molly forgot her Glory Bowl so was forced to swallow and couldn’t button her jeans before she waddled home
by BobbyScott July 30, 2022

by mariczacool September 8, 2020

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.
by Nosnevel April 5, 2022

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭
Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

Ha! UMAI!
Hym "You are selling something I gave away for free for the purpose of your own aggrandizement and giving stolen glory to a false god that you don't actually believe in because you are a fraud and a charlatan. And I know that they mean the same thing but the word 'charlatan' has a religious connotation that the word 'fraud' does not. You don't want me to say your name as bad as you think you do..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
