i got my goggles on

when you get caught looking at a under age girl

Man "That's a Kid fool. why your staring at the little girl."
Perv "What Oh Dude I got my Goggles on !"

by buddylee68 January 2, 2014

Kool-Aid goggles

The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.

I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.

by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017

Japanese Rain Goggles

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.

She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles

by golfguy0830 November 26, 2010

iranian goggles

reverse oral position when your nuts rest on her eyes while giving you head

She put on my Iranian goggles.

by T Diddy June 11, 2006

Lebanese Goggles

When a man drops his balls onto his partners eye's...

"I gave that chick the meanest Lebanese goggles last night...shit"

by Celcius January 10, 2008

Japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.

Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.

by DYOMAF November 27, 2010

Campbell goggles

A state of extreme drunkness that causes one to find ugly people extremely attractive

Dude, forget beer goggles, he must have been wearing CAMPBELL goggles when he went home with that oink monkey.

by Rachel Smith May 10, 2003