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global strike

The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.

The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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GLOBTALAR

A war cry for death used in Chad
GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR!!!
by toasterbathnumbertwo January 18, 2025
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A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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Globby

Something or someone whos corny/attention seeking. Talking to them will almost always give you second hand embarrassment.
Dude 1: Hey I saw John reposted a tiktok about how hard it is to be ugly
Dude 2: Yeah John is globby as hell
by mr_penis February 20, 2025
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Global Diversity

Global diversity is the uniqueness and differences of cultures & ethnicities around the world.

In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.

Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
"In recent times, global diversity has faced a grave threat; mass replacement migration.
by Jukelbo489 March 7, 2025
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Gobbagoo

The end Prize won for playing, or an Award given to the victor.
The winner of the tournament will be awarded the Gobbagoo.

My buddy and I were playing the game together and all we could think about was that Gobbagoo.

This girl sucked me off so good I gave her that Gobbagoo.
by DanHolieO March 14, 2025
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