guff

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

Garuffalo

A cross between a gorilla and a buffalo; usually used to describe certain women...

Damn, did you see that garuffalo that Justin was with last night? I was afraid for his life! She was a HUUUUUGE bitch!!!!

by BuckeyeGuy April 15, 2009

Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

by k.e.p March 22, 2011

Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.

Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready

by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 11, 2012

Guffaw

To laugh in a way similar to what comedians portray snobbish british men to do.

The man was guffawing to his hearts content.

by British Maniac September 17, 2015

gaffed

Past tense form of the word gaff; the uncontrolled cough exibited by a meth user directly following intravenious injection.

After shooting up the dope I scored upstairs last night I immeadiately "gaffed" and experianced a very intense euphoria.

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

gaffle

to consume quickly. whether it be stealing, eating, etc...

I'm going to gaffle these chicken mcnuggets.

by putdownmypants October 2, 2007