Pussy goggles 

The term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an orgasm. As she's squirting, the guy goes close to the pussy and gets it all over his eyes. The guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.

Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.

Pussy goggles by Čârtêr August 30, 2014

Dick Goggles 

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.

In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit

Dick Goggles by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018

Cum Goggles 

That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)

This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.

Cum Goggles by Adhoah March 6, 2019

mcu goggles 

like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is

“amanda thinks paul bettany is so hot after watching wandavision”

“she just has mcu goggles”

mcu goggles by mpxm14 May 8, 2021

extreme condition goggles 

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.

"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"

extreme condition goggles by k.o.h. January 13, 2008

German Flight Goggles 

A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.

My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles

German Flight Goggles by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010

i got my goggles on 

when you get caught looking at a under age girl

Man "That's a Kid fool. why your staring at the little girl."
Perv "What Oh Dude I got my Goggles on !"

i got my goggles on by buddylee68 January 2, 2014