Shit Funnel

The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.

Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?

by Russ Ginker August 14, 2009

funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.

Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

funnel cake

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.

Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.

by Jim555 June 29, 2006

Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.

"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."

by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010

funker

a hick; trailer park trash

That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.

by chipmunks42 February 26, 2007

funnerful

An activity that is enjoyable in a way that can be easily identified as fun

The fair last week was super funnerful!

by bluejojo101 June 29, 2010

Funnelslam

1. To funnel the strength from your feet, into your legs, through your core, up your chest, down your arm and into your hand, and then to grab someone by the balls with said hnd and lift them above your head and slam them into the ground.

2. To funnel a beer and then take a shot.

"Man did that hurt, he just hit me with the funnelslam!"

by Rob Wilson May 4, 2006