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full-time cunt

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.
Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.
by lukethegook. August 25, 2011
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full toad

1. To become more fearsome than ones average self

2. Becoming something greater than oneself during a clutch moment

3. To succumb to hate fueled hostility

4. Grotesque

A reference to the movie segment "Mother of Toads."

An old witch turns into a beautiful, very fuckable, and green version of herself. This is perceived as hot by many.The slime covered and green hottie has more sex appeal than her human skinned second morph. Everyone is watching intently, when suddenly... she goes full toad, and is no longer just a slightly frog-like, slime covered babe. Oh no, she is now basically a toad on 2 legs, which pushed the weird hot, unique thing too fucking far. (This is what it was inspired by, even though the meaning doesn't correspond to the disposition and agenda of the mother of toads in the movie.)Full toad is akin to going ham, just 27 fold in ferocity.

Everyone has the potential to go full toad, be it by hatred, sexual arousal, self defense, etc. It's almost like going so ham that you become an entirely different monster, for better or worse.
Example 1:

"I was overcome with hate and arousal. The only thing I could do was go full toad."

Example 2:
Person number 1: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen."

Person number 2: "Yeah, that was full toad."

Example 3:
"Yeah, I was backed in a corner. I had to go full toad or I would've been toast."
by chokapotamus December 28, 2013
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Full Send

Contrary to popular belief, a full send is committing 110% to whatever action the person is doing. The term doesn’t only apply to the consumption of alcohol.
Damn I’m getting fat, Tomorrow I’m going full send at the gym.
by Yvngfiji22 August 17, 2019
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FuelYourFetish

a foot model on Instagram who makes good money by getting her toes sucked .
Fuelyourfetish really got nice feet i hope i could suck her toes.
by stinkyflats69 November 22, 2019
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
by Justice April 22, 2005
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Fugly

Stephen Palmer is FUGLY
by Jamie Windsor May 13, 2005
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not playing with a full deck

an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart

see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
Little Davey tried to iron his short & curlies (he's not playing with a full deck).
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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