Stick a fork in me, I came

In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"

Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.

by AnalIsForKids December 22, 2012

Forklift

This is where you use your penis (whilst inside a vagine or ass) to lift the person on the other end up! you do this by tensing the muscles in the penis!

hey dude, i saw your dad forklift your mum against the window last night!

by u6 Avengers October 13, 2009

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

fonky

To be odd or different in ones taste o clothing

That be some fonky chicken you be wearin foo.

by Keesay May 28, 2003

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

forked

Another word for getting absolutely mortaled.

I'm going to get absolutely forked tonight. Grab the voddy let's go

by Rehanae June 9, 2018

Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023