When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape February 09, 2012
Effectively, the man any woman happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.
"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last man on earth."
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
1) The look someone has when they are completely amazed, in disbelief of, or captivated by something that it causes their eyes to open as wide as possible and their jaw to drop ever so slightly. Occurs quite frequently when watching the Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth"
2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.
2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.
Jack: is Leighton okay? He's been watching the fire place for 45 minutes..
Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.
Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.
by Wilt_Chamberlain March 20, 2011
by JesusManHaha August 15, 2019
by Trillestniggaonearth October 06, 2012
Yo, those Sandwich Earthers from the Sandwich Earth Society have an IQ of 10000000! How shall we ever be as cool of Alternative Earthers as them!
by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018
Some dumb Jurassic Park fan club. They think the Earth is a Dinosaur, but they have a couple of loose screws in their head. They’re also huge assholes. They deny the truth that the Earth is a sandwich.
Dino Earther: YoU’rE mOM GaY! HAr hAr!
Mom: Stop being disrespectful, Jimmy, and clean your room. This Dinosaur Earth Society left him with two brain cells. I wouldn’t want my son to be one of the Alternative Earthers.
Mom: Stop being disrespectful, Jimmy, and clean your room. This Dinosaur Earth Society left him with two brain cells. I wouldn’t want my son to be one of the Alternative Earthers.
by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018