This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.
*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*
You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.
You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.
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In this workshop, elves don’t make the toys.
They are the toys
A person with mystical levels of rizz
In this workshop, elves don’t make the toys.
They are the toys
A person with mystical levels of rizz
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Most commonly found under the occurrence of a hurricane.
Most commonly found under the occurrence of a hurricane.
There was a hurricane in my town while I was masturbating, I accidentally became an Indirect Father because of it!
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