baby face

Someone of Young appearence, or having a childish looking face.

Andrew Hutt.

by brendan_ July 1, 2003

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

caca face

It's the face a person or animal makes when they're doing a hard caca, or taking a real good caca.

When my cat was squating over his litter box,I knew what he was up to because he had a squinty caca face on.
You will need to change the baby's diaper soon,because he's making a caca face.

by Trish01 July 6, 2007

Metal Face

The term refers to the the phenomenon of one's face muscles inexplicably contorting upon hearing an extremely metal riff. It is uncontrolable, many have researched it but it remains a mystery. Why do heavy ass riffs make us do this? we'll never know. Also, those who make and/or play the riffs cannot help it either, and are forced to do the metal face as well.

Put on your best metal face for the picture.

by Mory October 26, 2007

hook to the face

A term used to describe an embarrassing occurance in the popular WC3 game, DOTA. It happens when the hero Pudge, manages to snag someone with his hook spell, thereby dragging them to imminent doom.

Usually, this is enough to infuriate the most calm of players. In fact, if Pudge misses a hook, many players will insult Pudge for the rest of the game due to the fact that Pudge tried to hook someone in.

Pudge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Travex

Travex: OMFG
Pudge: hook to the face!!!

by DDDD January 24, 2008

gnome face

A face like you smelled freshly rolled grass.

Gnomie Wonder got his gnome face on, while ruddin' up his yard. Gia!

by Lolboy May 8, 2007

Haslem Face

The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.

Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.

by muthangya June 10, 2007