Fishing in my pondhole

The most homosexual description of fingering your own anus...

"This is really fishing in my pondhole"-This is really fingering my asshole
"I love fishing in my pondhole"-I love fingering my asshole

by Amustycow February 6, 2019

Fishicken

when you dont know if its fish or chicken and could be used as a swear word

"OMG DID U SEE THT SCHOOL FOOD IT'S FISHICKEN"

"SHUT UP U FISHICKEN SLUT"

by DAT PATATO April 10, 2019

Fishing with Nick

Hey if you ain’t fishing with nick than idk what ur dooin. ¿You know how Saturday’s are for the bois? Well Saturday are really for runnin off to the secret fishing spot after you drop a log in the poop sock.

Ay yo on Saturday imma go fishing with Nick. ¿you finna come?

by All seeing 3ye October 2, 2019

Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Fishing

When someone knows the answer to something, and they just want someone to answer for them, giving them the attention they seemed.

Mike: Uhh why is my score going so high?? All I’m doing is pressing the buttons.
Tom: You’re obviously playing the game correctly so that’s why.
Mike: Oh yeah..
Tom: Yeah you’re obviously fishing haha.

by Vulcan Equinox February 15, 2020

Fishing for brown trout

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020

fishing moment

when there is literally anything fishing-related and it involves Miggy the waffle warrior

OMG that was an epic funny Miggy fishing moment!

by Ness_Okey July 30, 2020