faux invigordisastpublation

Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.

Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".

Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?

Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.

by Pseudonymimity Joe October 22, 2013

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

faux celebrity

People who are "famous" for absolutely no legitimate reason. Reality TV "stars" and YouTube "stars" are the primary demographic for faux celebrity status because their only real claim to fame is from playing out (usually) scripted, idiotic life scenarios for the sole entertainment of the masses that eat it up like an ice cream sundae. They generally get paid big money for creating garbage viewing.

YouTubers and Reality TV people aren't "real" celebrities. They're a faux celebrity because there's no real reason for them to be famous.

by Mysteh September 20, 2022

Faux-waiian

A Faux-waiian is a person that portends to be Hawaiian even if they have never been to the islands. They are often seen with Hawaiian Island and or turtle stickers on their vehicles.

Dave is such a faux-waiian, he acts like he is from the islands even though he has never left Detroit.

by please-me-please January 2, 2012

Faux Call

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.

"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"

by Carl 26.2 January 17, 2017

Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.

William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"

by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010