flaming taco

During missionary intercourse the male pulls out and lights the womans pubic hair on fire with a lighter he then puts put the small "bush" fire with his semen.

I did the flaming taco bro, she got pissed...

by IJMF July 16, 2006

jelly farming

the act of sticking one's fingers in a lady's pussy.

"hey did you hear Richie went jelly farming last night"

by Steve Sidebottom September 2, 2006

flamingo

Big haired, pink lipped, purple eyeshadow crazy old ladies who occasionally leave their trailers in Florida to visit (other) tourist traps.

"Some Flamingo bought that tacky piece of shit."

by Suzita March 5, 2007

The Flaming Shit-Dick

When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.

Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.

by ace rim January 8, 2009

flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

by pollin July 13, 2003

faningitis

An acute case of fanatacism causing the victim to disregard embarassing behaviour and neglect personal hygeine, health and wellbeing in pursuit of coveted thing. Adapted from meningitis although no less severe, faningitis can turn susceptible persons into blubbering, jabbering, bodily-function-ignoring tragics.

Dude, that trekkie's got serious faningitis.

by James Eunson October 22, 2006

flaming winchester wheelbarrow

the act of a male partner holding his female partner by the ankles while standing behind her, and then walking her around during intercourse. as the female's head rubs against the carpet, her hair will light on fire from the friction.

did you hear about carol? she has no hair left because jim gave her quite the flaming winchester wheelbarrow.

by kyledskf April 30, 2008