Fake Date

the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.

Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"

Fake Date by atchaboi August 1, 2008

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lund fakeer

n. Someone who has a small penis, someone who does not have a lund (penis in hindi)

Abey lund fakeer tu kya muthiye maarega.

Jhaatu, landfakeer item par try maar raha hay

lund fakeer by rizzi84 June 10, 2008

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fake moves

the act of doing something you are not allowed to do.
such as drugs, stealing, or cheating.

"dude thompson was faking moves left and right lastnight."

you cant fake moves on me.

fake moves by fakethemove November 7, 2007

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Fake Bunt

An assumed sexual act in which you approach your partner with your (penis)firmly in hand, obviously displaying that your intentions are to receive (oral) pleasure. As your partner approaches, continue your stance until their mouth gets close enough and slap them on the side of their face with your penis while screaming HOME RUN! *For some of you hitters like myself, results may very on exactly where or if you can even reach their face due to the size of your penis, if there is no contact after the swing then you can still redeem yourself by screaming STRIKE 1.

I dont understand, I use to get (head) before I gave her the Fake Bunt.

Fake Bunt by Billy Paxton January 17, 2008