fucking sigh

When something so fucked up happens, you just don't even fucking care anymore.

*Chuck wins a lotto ticket for $50,000,000.00, then the ticket gets blown away by the wind*

Chuck: FUCKING SIGH

by NarooN December 8, 2011

fucking poo face

A disgraceful insult for a little shit.

Twerp: Btw I killed your dog.

Macho Man: You fucking poo face.

by Truffle the Minion March 4, 2014

fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"

Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats

by dickytim August 29, 2016

Fucking Nods

When you're really getting into sex so you just look at the person and give 'em a few nods.

I was having a great shag last night so I gave her some Fucking Nods

by AidanSFable May 13, 2016

fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

Facting

Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.

The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.

by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

fucking animal

A person that decides to take a shit when another person is brushing his teeth.

My SO is a fucking animal!

by captaingor July 24, 2017