Facebook News

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.

I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.

by FuelRod January 26, 2009

facebook-exclusive

A term describing someone who only talks to you via facebook, and avoids interaction outside of it.

This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.

Guy #1: We talk on facebook all the time, and then when I wave to her at school she looks the other way.

Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.

by aaandreeewww September 20, 2009

Facebook Blue

Used to describe the shade of blue used in Facebook's layout.

Girl: What shade of blue should I use for the sky?
Guy: Facebook blue!

by Project7 January 19, 2010

Facebook

#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?

#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop

#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.

#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm

#1, lindsay lohan is such a facebook
#2, she was caught solicieting to feed her facebook habit.

by kiwi Az February 5, 2010

Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

by Sweatshop February 16, 2010

facebook

(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.

"Man, I really facebooked that repair job!

by Pig Mickel February 16, 2010