Eskimo Dungeon

The act of shitting in a Capri-Sun straw, freezing it, squeezing out the result, and using it for sounding.

I was super bored last night so i eskimo dungeon'd so hard i came immediately.

by Zackariah5 July 5, 2024

Eskimo Morning

When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.

I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.

by Lord_Veilous_Pinny September 20, 2019

Eskimo step-siblings

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.

Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Eskimo

A romantic partner who saves you from addiction or some other vice.

“That’s Janice. She’s my wife. She’s sitting right there. She’s my Eskimo.” - The Town

by Afleet Alex August 18, 2022

Eskimo cousins

When you fuck cousins

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.

by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021

Sloppy Eskimo

(n.)~ Sexual Move
Your partner begins by sucking you off and you blow a load in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and get up in your face, rubbing your nose with theirs (an Eskimo kiss) they then spit your load all over your face!

"It was going great with Sally last night until she gave me a Sloppy Eskimo."

by ArbiterSeraph June 26, 2016

Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.

Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!

by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021