Eitan

Best Persian ass sniper across the Arabian Peninsula. He has the most confirmed kills universally and can teleport his tongue to any ass.

Bro, I think I got sniped by Eitan last night. My booty feels squeaky clean.

Eitan turned to Arturo at the craps table and said "Chupapi muñeño".

by myfren_guayuslamdedoor August 1, 2022

Evan <3

Evan. A person who’s always so thoughtful, kind, amazing, cool, cute, sweet, considerate, protective and just overall the best human you’ll ever meet. If you find an Evan in your lifetime then don’t let go of him because i can assure ya you won’t find one again, he’s one of a kind <3

omg you have an Evan <3 ?! im so jealous.

by Unknown.exe156 August 23, 2022

Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022

Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp

guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me

by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022

EVAN

EVAN PETERS IS A NAME

EVAN PETERS IS NOT LIKED IN AMERICAN HORROR STORY TO SOME PEOPLE.

by I LIKE FORNITE December 10, 2022

evandevvv

evandevvv is very cool dev, best dev in face

EvanDevvv is the best dev ever!

by evandevvv January 4, 2023

eiman

He's the perfect type of boyfriend. So cute, caring, smart, empathetic and optimistic for growth! He's a one of a kind boyfriend that will never leave you, and always will be there in the toughest of times. He always listens to you when you speak, and is always calm. If your name starts with a J, he is the love of your life. He's so gorgeous, horny and has a great personality. He's very loud, but he never lets anyone feel bad.

When he smiles, the atmosphere of my life changes from the thought of gloomy rain to the melancholic sunlight in a summer's day. He's so cool and I really like him so much OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD ASK HIM OUT!

A: I love Joseph so much that I can't really express how much I love him!!!!!!!!!
B: He's an Eiman

by balladeariso33 February 26, 2023