Similar to modern dating, modern dumping is the breaking up with a partner by solely changing your relationship status to "single" on your social networking site.
A: My girlfriend broke up with me last night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.
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